The nerds have a tragic life that corrodes from within. Rejected the world because of their knowledge and misunderstood a primary and uneducated society, scientists at a Japanese university have decided to take matters into their hands, or rather, to make things by hand and put them in their mouths. They built a machine reproducing the movements of the tongue just insert it into his mouth to communicate the feeling of a languid kiss.
The young researcher with the project in the video below is so motivated. He smiles and laughs. He says he plans to replicate the taste of a kiss, the breath of the partner and the humidity of the language. He enjoys the fact that a star may pre-register to give a kiss to her fans. We know who you think.
No, it's not Megan Fox or Lara Croft. The dream of all the nerds is Princess Peach, which will finally give you a real kiss after spending weeks in a dungeon without a bathroom next to a turtle that spits fire and a mushroom. Data can be transmitted over the Internet for a kiss from a distance.
One imagines that the machine spits when you pop-up appears to promote a scareware. It will also sterilize the artificial language to avoid STDs. Of course we want to talk about Wireless Transmitted Diseases. He explains that a computer records the movement and position of the tip-shaped straw used to simulate a language.
Yes we are already hearing all Linux users around the world jump for joy. Yes, my dear friends penguins, the nights you spent in your cellars were not in vain. Yes, it is finally possible to know the source code for a kiss. You can recompile the kernel and finally get the patent. You finally get its monopoly and can then dominate the world with your new OS: Linux Cortex.
I can already hear the critics lobotomized practicing jargon, allergic to the second degree and specialize in colonoscopy of Sarcophaga Carnaria rail against the contempt of this topic to the disciples of Tux. What do you want? You have been unmasked. The author reveals to the world your plot that was to displace the blame and shame on Mac users by putting a MacBook Pro next to the scientist in the video featuring the simulator kisses.
Do you seriously believe that the world would have thought for a moment that a possessor of this magical tool could be so desperate to know the feel of a kiss he would have built such a machine? Do not you know that all the products designed in Cupertino are affected by the hand of Almighty Jobs gives you the partner of your dreams if you buy the Apple Care.
Why think that Jobs has called the Apple Care? Because a Mac takes care of your "forbidden fruit". 
The young researcher with the project in the video below is so motivated. He smiles and laughs. He says he plans to replicate the taste of a kiss, the breath of the partner and the humidity of the language. He enjoys the fact that a star may pre-register to give a kiss to her fans. We know who you think.
No, it's not Megan Fox or Lara Croft. The dream of all the nerds is Princess Peach, which will finally give you a real kiss after spending weeks in a dungeon without a bathroom next to a turtle that spits fire and a mushroom. Data can be transmitted over the Internet for a kiss from a distance.
One imagines that the machine spits when you pop-up appears to promote a scareware. It will also sterilize the artificial language to avoid STDs. Of course we want to talk about Wireless Transmitted Diseases. He explains that a computer records the movement and position of the tip-shaped straw used to simulate a language.
Yes we are already hearing all Linux users around the world jump for joy. Yes, my dear friends penguins, the nights you spent in your cellars were not in vain. Yes, it is finally possible to know the source code for a kiss. You can recompile the kernel and finally get the patent. You finally get its monopoly and can then dominate the world with your new OS: Linux Cortex.
I can already hear the critics lobotomized practicing jargon, allergic to the second degree and specialize in colonoscopy of Sarcophaga Carnaria rail against the contempt of this topic to the disciples of Tux. What do you want? You have been unmasked. The author reveals to the world your plot that was to displace the blame and shame on Mac users by putting a MacBook Pro next to the scientist in the video featuring the simulator kisses.
Do you seriously believe that the world would have thought for a moment that a possessor of this magical tool could be so desperate to know the feel of a kiss he would have built such a machine? Do not you know that all the products designed in Cupertino are affected by the hand of Almighty Jobs gives you the partner of your dreams if you buy the Apple Care.
Why think that Jobs has called the Apple Care? Because a Mac takes care of your "forbidden fruit".
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